Do you want that cup with or without a shot of
Burundanga?
COFFEE CUP CONTEST: Sometimes...
coffee burns! A week after I told them I might need expensive surgery
for the brain tumor, Home Depot made up lies and fired me. So I bombarded
their store with 5,000 Coffee Cup business
cards! Maybe you were lucky enough to snag one of those cards?
Yes? If so, send me one along with your email address and
your mailing address and I'm going to stick your name in a drawing for an
ipod nano and armband to celebrate the release of
Coffee Cup The Book!
For those
of you who were not lucky enough to live in San Diego on that day go to my
empowerment page, read it, then send me an email
with your empowerment suggestion along with your contact data to enter the
drawing. I'm going to post the best suggestions (send me your URL if
you got one) online. Make sure that in the subject line of the email
that you use the words COFFEE CUP so I won't think it's spam. You must
be 18 years or older to enter this contest. Contest ends on my 42nd
birthday, Midnight, July 10th, 2008.
Tell your friends, and enter now while you're still thinking about
it!.
The Powerful Aroma of good coffee!
Caffeine and frustration converge upon me while sitting in a Starbucks one
day. As you probably already know, Starbucks, and other similar coffee
houses, are a great place to people watch, which as an artist I love to do.
Anything to procrastinate. There is a guessing game I like to play.
You watch the people in line and you try to guess if your knowledge
is superior to that which they have. You sip your coffee and listen
in to the conversations floating around the room to gather clues as to where
you stand up against them. Who in the crowd of people around you would
benefit from the knowledge you contain in your life experience? Whose
life would be made immensely easier if they knew what you know? Whose
life will end up like so many broken coffee cups without your knowledge?
On this particular day, I feel like a broken coffee cup myself. I feel
I should be doing something more to enlighten the public than just writing
articles for a website that no one pays attention to. So much of my
time is spent typing out answers to the questions that arrive in my inbox,
questions about secret societies, hidden knowledge, burundanga, mind control,
and the various laws of power. People have a deep need for inside
information that is accurate and free of disinformation. If you are
like most people, you like to have a little advance warning before the real
shit hits the fan, right? I sit and drink my coffee wondering
how many people around me know about 'coffee cupping.' How would people
feel if the mysteries were revealed to them?
I'm glad to tell you that I found a way to end my frustration that day, but
it took a donut or three sitting there in Starbucks before the answer arrived
at the peak of my caffeine high. Instead of typing and retyping emails
I decide to just put all the information you need inside one powerful book.
Pour my life knowledge and experiences onto the page and fill it to
the brim. You deserve to know these things.
It's not at all what you may at first be thinking.
This is one Coffee Cup you can't get at Starbucks.
I really don't like the mainstream so you may not be able to ever buy it
in mainstream stores.
Amazon? Barnes and Noble? Not yet.
No book signings or tour.
Oprah doesn't know about it yet, and she should, she really should.
If you were drinking this flavor it'd be a doubleshot espresso of the rarest
blend. It is a dark roasted blend of illuminating metaphoric mojo
if ever there was one.
COFFEE CUP: "A military psyops
term that means - the act of driving a chosen target to the point of complete
insanity with a series of ever-escalating conspiratorial actions that begin
with the movement of a single coffee cup. ...to 'coffee cup'
someone."
Click below.
"If you or I were to sit together over coffee - these
chapters in Coffee Cup are the things that we would
talk about." --- Ken D. Webber
Interested in the quality of Blurb Books? Don't
take my word for it...
"The final result of a Indigo-printed page is a
very richly colored, very finely detailed image. It looks like a page from
a color magazine." ---
Kevin
Kelly
