Why Coffee Cup is the hot new thing you gotta
have!
If you're going to do something worth doing, at least
start on a grand scale and finish in the clouds.
The coffee is beyond amazing. You stand in line
at a packed coffee house, waiting and willing to pay good money. You're not
really buying coffee, you're buying into the delusion that the coffee houses
have learned to create.
For the most part, society has deluded itself into
believing that coffee houses are social places. Not so. Everywhere
you look the truth is self evident. No one's really there to be social. To
be true, most of the lip flapping taking place is broken ego talking to mirrors
of itself. It's all me, me, me, hurry, hurry, hurry and
that straight line of thinking on high speed caffeine. The real reason
coffee houses are so successful is that they take you back in time with odor
and aroma and the triggers of your associative mind. Neuro Linguistic
Programming if you're up to speed.
If you are like me then you grew up in a time when
people really were social to each other. Your mother would invite people
over for coffee and you'd sit and listen till late in the night. Because
as everyone knows, you can't sleep when you're wired on coffee so you might
as well get it all out. Your aunts, grandmothers, neighbors, and all
the storytellers would fill your house with good smells, gossip, conversations,
great stories, crying, and lots of love and laughter. Nowadays, when your
life fills up with pain, you slip out of the madness and run to your local
coffee house for a taste of better times. You use coffee to speed up
your thoughts in an effort to mentally outrun the feeling in your heart that
something in this society is absolutely and irreparably wrong. Something
is missing.
You run away from truth because truth hurts.
Invite the grandness of Coffee Cup into your life
and over many chapters you will realize that you have found a new friend
to help you fill in the missing details, the hidden mysteries, and to help
you stop running and get control of your life. This affordable 160 page book
is packed full with author Ken D. Webber's powerful mojo.
Coffee Cup uses the natural N.L.P. smell of good coffee
on your mind and tasty donut memories to fill up the hole of hurt that's
at the center of your life. Share some burundanga-free coffee
my friend. Let me fill you up with stories, tales of truth, and the
subtle taste of real power that's moving coffee cups all over the globe.
Let us be social. Fill our lives to the brim and drink in that
feeling. "Clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee." Don't
wait, "anticipate," or miss out on the hot new book that others are
already talking about, click on the donut below and buy Coffee Cup
today...
Coffee Cup / 160 pages /
Read
a low-rez PDF preview and Buy Coffee Cup!
...because you deserve it!
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"If you or I were to sit together over coffee -
these
chapters in Coffee Cup are the things that we would
talk about." --- Ken D. Webber
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Updates
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May 23rd, 2008: The actual books have arrived.
Blurb.com
have outdone themselves in terms of quality and workmanship! You can get
the book in softcover, hardcover with a glossy slip cover, and in an imagewrap
version. I am also working behind the scenes to put together an electronic
PDF version for you that will ship with a coffee cup and a sampler of real
coffee, but that's still in the future. Click the photo below to read
a preview of the book and get your copy today.
This site and all it's contents are the work of one, and only one person,
whose name is of course... Ken D. Webber. All art, music, lyrics, designs,
inventions, written works, photography, hidden occult secrets, graphic design,
3D modeling, css, and web coding on this web site are the works of Ken and
everything on this site is copyrighted © 2008; All Rights Reserved.
Extra secret for you, a quote from my book's secret section that reveals
the meaning of the donut I use: "This is Coffee Cup and what goes
with Coffee? Donuts! And in this book called Coffee Cup I speak in subtext
many times and this is one of those times. What does a donut represent
symbolically? A vagina! Pheromone deficient, I tend to attract women who
are psychotic and repulse women whom I am attracted to. It's a chemical /
hormone kind of thing. So I thought to myself, how do I visually show a vagina
in subtext and represent crazy psychotic superdelicious down and dirty sex?
Answer: I bounced off author James Frey's infamous "A Million Little Pieces"
cover, only I did something he couldn't do - I tell the truth." --- from
page 152 of Coffee Cup by Ken D. Webber in reference to a chapter entitled
"The Schizoid's Take on Women."
Now look again at the donut on the top of this page and let it all
come home.
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