The full name is Kenneth David Bryon Webber.

On most web sites, an ABOUT page is usually a history of accomplishments, a bragging list. Some ABOUT pages are all about pimping the professionalism in a veiled attempt to suck up to any passing power brokers, publishers, or producers who happen to be surfing the net.  Pathetic!  It's a disturbing trend you may have noticed taking place all over America.

You haven't seen me on Oprah.
Larry King doesn't know me from jack.
My hip loves Aleve so you're not going to see me dancing with Ellen.

The perfect mix didn't last long.  I'm writing Coffee Cup.  Everything is planned out.  Chapter by chapter, it's a bestseller I'm sure.  One day a lump appears in my hand that wasn't there the day before.  The doctor turns my hand over and asks a lot of questions.  Then there are x-rays.  The x-rays bring more questions.  There are more tests.  There are more doctors.  MRI's this time around.  The final diagnosis is that the lump in my hand is nothing... compared to the lump they find in my brain.  Now I know why I am, even to myself, the weirdest person I know.  That 1.7 cm lump explains everything.  The mix has changed.

Without treatment, the average lifespan of people who have what I have is death at 42.  I am 41 and fighting.  You do the math.

If you were to do psychological research into personality types you would discover that I am what is called an artistic cyclo-thymic schizoid, due in part to the blue gumball-sized blob you see in my MRI (latest image at left, the one above taken in 2007.  It hasn't grown any so that's a good thing!).  Ask me and I'll tell you straight out that I could fucking care less what anyone thinks about me.  Chew on that truth.  If you got praise send it my way, and if you see me in a negative light then hurl your wrath at the gumball because that asshole is probably the one to blame in the first place.  Right?  At the end of the day though, when you and me have had our coffee, you'd know that for all my talk, my heart is true.  All of this is in Coffee Cup anyway.  

People lie.  People are going to say what they want to say.  You want to know what I believe in and what I hold in disdain... then sit down with me and Coffee Cup and your favorite mojo and drink in the enlightenment.  If you want to learn ABOUT Ken then that's where you should start.  When death touches you, it frees you.  You are free to say what you want to say.  You are free to purposely keep a small circle of friends and family instead of worrying that you and your entourage aren't getting as much press as the other celebrities-of-the-week.  You are free to finally talk about secrets and power.  You are free to LIVE with power.